Customer Reviews
These skateboards fuck. I get laid MINIMUM 6 times a week just riding this around the Apple campus. I've had numerous sexual encounters solely initiated by the renaissance-era-reminiscent art that graces this wood. Before this, the river ran dry into a history of blue balls and wondering what kind of peanut butter my dog preferred that night. Look, this shit isn't easy to say but Bodoggos skate decks changed my life and did worlds more than an AI girlfriend ever would. You need to get right and get yourself minimum 7 of these decks (1 for each day of the week).
tldr: If you wanna keep it sweet like theEast Coast Candy Boys these slabs are gonna put you at MINIMUM Sweet Tart ranking in our squad and that's skipping the physical and monthly wellness check up.
Love the skate decks!
Thank you Bodoggos.